My Job (as seen by aliens)

I think if aliens were to attempt to study human interaction, one idea they may have is to tap into a call center for the university I work for. If they did, they would hear us refer to people with endless excuses, lies, mindless ringtones, and stories that are only believable to those with an IQ that would make a good golf score as "students". After hearing this for roughly 46 minutes, they would conclude that there was nothing of intellectual value on our planet, and either ignore us, avoid us, or destroy us.

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